POV pulls down the blankets to reveal a very girly looking room. Yawn. “Where am I--where--why do I sound like a girl?” POV clears his throat and looks over to find he’s alone in the bed. “Did I come home with some chick last night? She must have me with something and now...wait...something’s not right…” POV pulls down the blankets to see he has a pair of big tits attached to him. He squeezes them and bounces them up and down. “Why do I have tits? What is going on?!” Panic rises in his (though now HER) voice. POV pulls down the blanket some more and feels between his crotch. GASP! “Where’s my dick?”