You can't get much for $3 these days. So you should be incredibly grateful that I'm giving you this chance to dig yourself into a goon hole for the low, low price of $3. You're going to get the chance to goon to Me in all my porntastic perfection while I'm wearing this shiny lingerie. Aren't you lucky?? So start jerking, gooner. But why stop at one clip? I have so many gooning clips to choose from. Enough to keep you gooning all night in fact. Now that you've got a taste for it, and you definitely don't want that goon-fueled euphoria to end, why not see how far you can take it? I have faith in you, loser. Go forth and goon the night away...